Sunday, November 7, 2010

The Sweetest Revenge


There's tonnes of newly broken up relationship people approach me and told me about their sadness and sorrow. Some of them even cried on my laps, some wanted to commit suicide (which I labelled as 'as stupid as your ex'), and some even wanted to take revenge. Talking about revenge, what kind of revenge would be the sweetest, the greatest, the most fruitful revenge ever? These were some of the crazy ideas I got (only applicable for guy. Girls, cry to your daddy and mummy as usual.).

1. BUY HER DREAM RIDE AND FLASH IT.
Along your relationship with your ex, you then should know what's her dream ride. Mazda RX-8, Honda Civic FD2R Type-R, Integra DC5, Nissan Fairlady 350Z, Yamaha YZF-R6, Honda CBR1000RR, Ducati whatsoever. Just buy it, make sure it's affordable, it's useless if you throw all your money for the revenge, save some for your soul. Ok, get the ride, try to find her on the road. Overtake her car (in case if her new boyfriend pick her up, just overtake the car/motorbike). Do it 3 times in different days; 2 times with windows shut, and 1 time with windows down. Make sure she can see you clearly. Her heart would sing 'OH SHIT!'. And you will smile. SWEET!

2. MAKE MORE MONEY THAN 'THE NEW GUY' DOES.
Work hard. Motivate yourself. If you're just an average joe, make more savings and work harder. Money can't buy everything, but most things needs money to get your hands on to. Money would spell REVENGE and your life would be SWEET!

3. GET A GREATER, SEXIER, HOTTER DATE THAN HER, AND FLAUNT IT.
Doesn't matter if you look awful but a great hot mama-sita on your side, would make you a superstar in others' eyes, trust me. And, this is a must, take her on a date, and walk with her in front of your ex. That would turn you from Bruce Willis to Tom Cruise. And what does jealous spells in other words; SWEET!

4. GET A LIFE! MAKE SURE IT'S BETTER THAN HER.
Braking up is just another phase in life, so move on and never look back. Do the best in your life, and make sure it's better than what she have. If she have a car, make sure you have a better car than she does. If she have a great job, make sure you make out with her boss! If she have a new house, make sure you have a bigger house than her. Just make her simple life, just like a bugger for you. Get over it, and you shall taste the SWEETNESS!


The conclusion is, what ever you do, trust me she don't even give a damn! Unless you have something better than her. Motivate yourself, don't give up on life. There's so much things out there that worth more than she does. Jangan kasi malu lelaki la, senang cerita.. Hahaha~

-or u can do like this guy did on 'the new guy' car-
LoL

1 comment:

kamaruladli said...

three cheers for sweet revenge.